Bad Ice Cream: Putting Monday in Perspective

Today’s cause of laughing maniacally in the workplace comes from Cracked.com’s The 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors Ever (An Obituary): Feel free to check the link for the other 8.

7. Wheat

The retarded cousin of green tea ice cream, wheat manages to be even closer to tasting like dirty ice. The hint of grain suspended on a thin bed of s*** will make you wish you weren’t the kind of ignorant tool who buys wheat ice cream.

4. Tomato

“Ketchup” would probably be a better descriptor, once you add in the liquid component. It makes me wonder if anyone’s ever made a whole ice cream burger by putting ketchup ice cream and mustard ice cream onto some beef ice cream between two layers of wheat ice cream. Then I wonder whether a situation could ever arise in which I am expected to eat something like that. Then I wonder if I have enough aspirin in the house to kill myself.